Ten Ton Hammer - Taking MMO Gamers to the Next Level!

This is it folks. Although the outrageousness will be missed by a great many, the Ten Ton Turnip staff has decided to send the giant root-monster to the compost heap, but not before its had its last piece of the MMO industry! In this - the final issue of the triple "T" - the Turnip writers take on Microsoft, Ivy League schools, and company lay-offs. If you missed our other five issues of the Ten Ton Turnip, you can read through them by clicking here. Otherwise, go on and send your well wishes to our giant vegetable friend!

When asked what sparked the scraping of all current projects, we were shown a copy of the box art for the newest incarnation of Windows. "We're using the Roman Numeral "X" for ten. Think about how badass that'll look." The Microsoft official smiled as he proudly displayed the container. "RacerX, MalcomX, X-Files, X-Men, the X-Factor, Generation X - it's a no-brainer. People like things that have an "X" in them. It looks cooler. Hipper. And if we at Microsoft know anything, it's how to be cool and hip."

• You can read the final Ten Ton Turnip issue by clicking here!