Ten Ton Hammer - Taking MMO Gamers to the Next Level!

The Ten Ton Turnip has rolled its massive root-body back into the mainstream, and it's here to stay! Although the team took a nice break over the holidays to recharge their funny, they've come back swinging for the fence in the fourth issue of the Turnip. For those of you that are missing Coyote's humor in his blog, you can check out his story, which is chock full of Spider-Zunes and Emo-iPods. And if you've missed them, don't hesitate to read all of our Turnip back issues for more of the entertainment!

Upon reboot the MP3 playback devices were rendered completely useless instead of the "mostly useless" that consumers have come to expect. With their message boards flooded with literally eights of angry posts from their customers, Microsoft was quick to explain the mass shut down.

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