Ten Ton Hammer - Taking MMO Gamers to the Next Level!

Few things in this world rival the hilarity of a good poop joke. When Ten Ton Hammer's resident humorist, Coyote Sharptongue, was invited to spend a few hours with the EverQuest II developers touring the upcoming expansion, The Shadow Odyssey, we knew that the jokes would be full of fecal chuckles. However, we had no idea that unicorns and princesses would get tossed into the mix as well! Can't wait for the next EQ2 expansion to hit store shelves? Jump into this "Coyote style" preview and see what all the fuss is about!

We were also given new mounts to ride that will be available to crafters who complete one of the many new crafting quests, including raids (I kid you not, crafting RAIDS). These high run speed mounts add yet a new beast of burden to EQ2's already impressive list of ride-ready pets, and come with only one tiny little draw back:

They're frigging unicorns.

To read the rest of Coyote's exclusive EQ2 Shadow Odyssey preview, click here!